He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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