Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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