am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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