Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Come see our sink grown plant.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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