I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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