OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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