my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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