Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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