i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
