Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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