i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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