are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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