sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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