I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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