hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
