A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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