btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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