I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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