Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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