So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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