Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Congratulations! We have a period
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