They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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