Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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