I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
