I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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