Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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