Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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