Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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