I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
