what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
you never un-have a 4some
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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