my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
