so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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