help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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