it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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