I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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