When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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