haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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