I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
