Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
