I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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