1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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