office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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