Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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