Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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