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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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