i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
honey bunches of taint.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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