Kiss
Puke
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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