Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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