Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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