My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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