this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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